And a big shout-out to all of those dads out there who are doing their best to be great single parents; both mom and dad. It takes a real man to be strong, nurturing and womanly all in the same day. Cheers!
Of course, I will be the first to offer the same sentiment to the exponentially more number of moms on Father's Day, but today we celebrate Moms.
And guys, listen up: Let's celebrate the fact that without mothers, there'd be nothing: No people, no babies, no whales, no cheetahs, no bears and probably not many plants for that matter.
Of course a few dim lightbulbs might say: "But without men, how would they even be able to become mothers in the first place?" But that question is moot, because if the Creator - or God, if you like - didn't give a woman everything that makes her a woman, like a womb, breasts, and moon-times, there'd be no boy to even entertain the idea of what a penis might be useful for, okay? A mother made me. I am 100% sure a mother made you, too.
Happy Mother's Day to all of the moms since the beginning of time. We love you mom!
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